D-FENS

ORIGIN: William "Bill" Foster is a former soldier who, after divorcing Elizabeth Trevino due to a furious outburst during his young daughter Adele's birthday party, was fired from his beloved job at the Department of Defense. On a sweltering day when Adele celebrates her birthday again, William, overwhelmed with frustration, is determined to attend the party no matter what.

DESCRIPTION: A circumspect adult who, due to so many personal misfortunes in recent years, decides to cut his losses and confront adversity as decisively as possible.

WEAPONS: Submachine gun, pistol, butterfly knife, baseball bat, shotgun.

FAMOUS QUOTES:
- You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a stinky soda! You're the thief! I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.